Jerry really wasn’t handling the heat-wave very well at all. He just wanted to go down to the local store for a cold drink, but he just couldn’t bring himself to put on his matching blouse. 

Chex and Bex were pissed. That little bastard Conrad always put the popcorn out of reach. He knew how much they enjoyed eating popcorn while watching re-runs of Airwolf. 

Steve the Donkey was sick of taking these kids for laps around the rink. He wanted to bust some ass in a real derby match. He even had a cool derby name picked out already - Steve and Destroy - a clever play on words but still tough and scary.

WYDT IS BACK!

Can’t believe I missed all the Valentine’s Day WYDT material…

Silencer night.

Merry Christmassacre.

Jingle Bullets.

Gun control? Nah, we don’t need gun control.

All Charlie the Monkey wanted for Christmas was for Susan to stop pretending he was her child.  It was creepy and quite frankly, Charlie was tired of Susan trying to breastfeed him. Her nipples were hideous.

Rhonda really wanted to spice things up with Gary this Christmas.

She probably should have just put some extra cinnamon in the Eggnog.

It’s a little known fact, but before the Boy Scouts came along, there was this group of juvenile adventurers. Unfortunately, their uniform wasn’t really practical for…well, anything.

Sebastian would grow up with an intense hatred for any food containing pumpkin.

What is this? Grocery shopping? Get out there and fight evil!